Howdy!

[loupgarou]

Hey! I'm ... er, uh ... ME! Er, whoever that is. I have so many identities that I sort of forget who I am or who I am supposed to be. Or where.

Um, actually, I was on my way to Starbuck's and sort of ran into this place, whatever this place is. Do you serve coffee?

Am I supposed to follow Clif's lead and talk about my, uh, run-ins with the law? I mean, what's past is past, right? Plus all that wastes space on the server, don't it?

I mean, I'm clean and not incarcerated, exactly. Not wanted either, except for, um, well, we don't need to go there, do we? Say! Are there any ... cops ... on here? I mean, like, campus police, city police, state police, FBI, DEA, stuff like that? Not that I got something against cops. Just that, uh, I'd feel, like more free with what I say, you know?

[loupgarou]

I forgot to ask! Are there any, like, private security or mall cops on here?

See: I spent a lot of time on the internet back when I was, uh, well, when I had to stay in one place -- you know, like one room -- for months at a time,, and I read a lot in forums about this guy named Glock45 who seemed to be a real baddie. Like here -- lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ So I really try to watch my stuff when I go to malls, them that haven't banned me, you understand. Finally I stopped going to malls all together. Even the malls that hadn't banned me, you know.

So, if there were any cops or ... mall cops here, someone would speak up and tell me. Right?